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A nymph is defined as one of a numerous class of lesser deities of mythology, conceived of as beautiful maidens inhabiting the sea, rivers, woods, trees, mountains, meadows, etc…well obviously this is a pretentious title for an otherwise unremarkable and very generic sex flick.  To be honest I’m not even entirely sure that these girls are American.  When I hear American Nymphette I picture some sweet succulent slut from America’s heartland craving that American beef.  While American Nymphette 2 does have some truly hot chicks, it doesn’t live up to its name and has nothing special about it to define itself from any other porn, other than a pretentious title.

Don’t misunderstand me.  There is definitely enough hot naked chicks sucking and fucking their night away that you will definitely be able to shoot a load while watching this movie.  There are five scenes, which is good because a lot of the action in some of the scenes is rather dark, but if you keep one finger on the fast-scan button while your other hand is on your cock, the sizzling slut factor of these chicks is enough that it will keep you hard until you come across a scene that will work for you.  Personally though, your time would be better spent picking through and watching one of the hotter movies I’ve reviewed and American Nymphette 2 gets two semi-hard cocks-up.

This is the reason the Irish should be in charge of television programming…Mulligan’s Stew.

Crappy shows like Divorce Court, Sex Court and all the idiotic reality shows that people glue themselves to…mix them together and you get a stew that will make your cock spew.

Not for the amateurs…lots of people try lots of sexual positions so that they can tell themselves how much they are into exploring their sexuality, etc etc.

If you are one of the amateurs that plays around like that then take some time and get pro like this FuckHerRight.com chick and soon enough you also will be able to experience the triple pleasure of a double stuffed pussy.

If there’s one thing there’s too much of in the world, other than people…it’s porn.  So much of it is just utter crap starring crack addicts who would lick dirt off of the sidewalk for $10.

That’s one of the things I love about PinkandPerfect.com, whether it’s before or after the show, there is always a genuine smile on the model’s face.  Though usually a more satisfied smile after.

Next time you’re with your girlfriend on a boring day’s shopping trip, open your eyes and look around you while you’re in whatever Target store you happen to end up in…

I guarantee you more milf population per square inch than any other store, cos all milfs have that nail it in the bullseye attitude and it draws them to Target, just like this hot targeted milf at MILFVixen.com

There are some chicks who are just as hot walking away from you as they are walking towards you…the reason for this is very simple; Curves man…they’ve got the booty that pirates would fight an epic battle for.  Even that gay fairy pirate Johnny Depp.  This movie, just like the title implies, is an appreciative salute to one of God’s greatest creations…the curvy human female butt.  I don’t know if I would say that these ones are the best in the west, but I can assure you that watching this movie and seeing these sweet asses in action that if they were placed on my face I would give a longer rim job than Buddy Rich on drums.

There are a lot of ass movies out there that even though they are billed as ass movies, you watch them and then go, ‘Huh that was just a standard fuck flick’.  But Best Butt In The West 6 is lucky enough to have a cameraman who is obviously a total assman, and therefore each and every shot in this movie he emphasizes the curvy goodness of these chicks butts, and brings them very vividly from the screen to our eyes.  As I’ve said in many other reviews, and as anybody who watches porn knows, the secret to success for any porn movie is the slut factor of the chicks, and that slut factor is never higher than in chicks who totally enjoy getting their ass filled as much, if not more, than their pussy.  These are the type of actresses that grace this movie.  My one problem as with so many other movies of this sort is that the producers fell short of their potential by not having more cocks around for these sluts to enjoy, and these were obviously the type of chicks who could definitely have used and appreciated more than the one-on-one action that they had to settle for having.  The hot sexuality of Best Butt In The West 6 is guaranteed to get you off and gets itself off with four out of five throbbing shooting cocks-up.

Everybody all over the world is starting to get ready for the Summer Olympics.  Unfortunately this includes some left-wing spazoids…

These left-wing spazoids would be better served making the boring version of the Olympics (the Winter ones) more interesting by petitioning for sports like this.

There was a time when vibrators and dildos had next to no detailing for added pleasure, and they were all pretty standard shaft shapes that came nowhere near reaching the possible pleasure plateaus of the pussies they are pounding.

Over time as the sexual revolution changed society so that women could get toys better suited for multii-orgasmic masturbation sessions like this one at FuckHerRight.com, the makers realized that just like any guy, to be effective you gotta have balls…in the case of ben-wa balls, you can have balls of steel.

Chicks always try to outdo each other, and even at PinkandPerfect.com this rivalry for control is as evident as in a highschool washroom.  (Just look at any John Hughes 1980’s film for proof of these bathroom control contests)

Other 1980’s proof is evident in this shot because the smarter chicks realize that the control that matters most of all (just like erotic song-master Prince knew) is pussy control.

Maybe your mother or one of your friend’s mothers did that whole “Open the tunnel, the train is coming through” with a spoon and food to get you, or your young friend to eat the stuff that was good for you…

The hot mothers at MILFVixen.com have modernized past the steam age and trains to the space age of rocket shapes, but their desire to use these tools to give the younger generation the protein their body needs is as strong as ever.

This mature slut looks as if she’s just back from expensive restaurants and posh parties - but everything is simple here. She craved for some raw action, and she got some as soon as she was drunk enough! Admire this soft huge welcoming rack as she tried not to throw up during that ride. And this pair of stockings was awesome, too - thanks!

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For decades adultery has been a common storyline used in porn.  Illustrating the darker side of human nature, the betrayal we’re capable of when lust and passion spark together into illicit affairs of the heart and mind, these pornos usually go out of their way to show you just how fucking hot that ’straying’ can be, and Dark Deception is no exception.  Many women blame porn for the disintegration of their marriage, cos their hubby watches porn so he must be a pervert and not want to be with her.. but cos she’s being a total priss like that, he then goes off and finds some new pussy who won’t nag him for just being a guy who likes to get his rocks off to sordid pictures and videos.  Women so frequently create their own dramas.

Dark Deception spins its tale through five scenes of hardcore fucking from some industry old-timers along with some sexy newcomers to the scene.  Connoisseurs of porn will recognize old-hat Randy Spears, renowned for his big cock and longevity, he gets to fuck a couple hot babes in this flick, showing us once again why he’s one of the top male porn performers of all time.  Blondes, brunettes, fine asses, sweet juicy tits and hard bellies make up the rest of the cast as each scene becomes more climactic than the last, the sex is super hot, the chemistry between the actors and actresses works just right as they lead us thru this tale of seduction, deception and frenzied fuck sessions that give you plenty of hardcore graphic material to shoot your load to.   Though Dark Deception was one of those movies with a storyline, I did enjoy this flick and it gets a solid three cocks-up for some more than worthy jack-off sessions.